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celestialdefender:


"I read you loud and clear"

celestialdefender:

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"I read you loud and clear"

made up a supervillain who can manifest extra floating eyeballs
before developing her power she was really into juicy gossip and after her powers emerged she used them for evil aka blackmailing high ranking celebrities because of their tiny dicks or w/e
her name is probably something like Icy Uccello

made up a supervillain who can manifest extra floating eyeballs

before developing her power she was really into juicy gossip and after her powers emerged she used them for evil aka blackmailing high ranking celebrities because of their tiny dicks or w/e

her name is probably something like Icy Uccello

leelingart:

i cannot get over this incredibly dapper child

leelingart:

i cannot get over this incredibly dapper child

sweaterbitches:

Ben Wyatt/Calzones 

The Low Cal Calzone Zone

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

acochlidette:

all hail goth moth

acochlidette:

all hail goth moth

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

tranqualizer:

[image description: left photo is a group of short haired, fluffy brown dogs. to the right are fried chicken drumsticks that look similar to short haired, fluffy brown dogs.]

kimikokat:

Steal their look: puppies

Chicken($5.99)

death—420:

death—420:

journey to the west but sun wukong gets lost in ikea

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all american family dinner
mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

starbot:

haydensmub:

The artwork of Nintendo characters as they appeared in the Japanese video for the New Nintendo 3DS.

*More characters appeared in the video, but they didn’t have full artwork on the official website.

Why can’t these be alt costumes in smash

housebuiltbyghosts:

professorpher:

ashlingtumbls:

La La La

YUP

not quite but

housebuiltbyghosts:

professorpher:

ashlingtumbls:

La La La

YUP

not quite but